daffy duck fuck

That's one of the search strings I've logged which was used to find my blog and, I might add, one of the least offensive. Some of these things dive out way beyond weird. They's about a wad o' perverts out there on the ol' internet, and somehow my blog caters to them all.

Now, I "get" how stringing "nekkid redhead police ponytail" together gets here, what with my oft' expressed admiration for nekkid redheads combined with occasional references to Ponytailed Hot Policeperson Trish Ahrensfield. I even get how the string noted in the title gets here, since it probably relates to the Daniel Craig post of a month or two ago. I have no clue how "Doper Sheep and Sturgis Biker Bitches" turns up my blog. However, the real question is this:

WHO THE FUCK IS LOOKING FOR THIS STUFF?

Are there actually enough pix of nekkid redheaded ponytailed police persons displaying the goods to make the google search worthwhile? And if so, what mental process would one engage in to arrive at that question?

And, (this one I just gotta know): Which one of you sick puppies is boffing little black ducks? And is it any good?

In Our Next Episode: Free Porn Blue Balls Licking Purple Toenails Shaved Cats With Tats. (Bet THAT will bring in some interesting searches....)