Pissed Off Catholics Promise Jihad

Seems that Catholics are peeved by the image used in some sort of advertising campaign, said image involving hot nuns entranced by some nekkid stud:
As a result, they're sawing the heads off of heretics again.

No, wait. I remember. That's the Muslim animals that do that when they get their noses out of joint. Catholics pretty much seem to be sticking to snotty letters to the magazine.

On the other hand, there's a total moral equivalence. It's practically the same thing, the snotty letters and screaming bloodthirsty homicidal psychotics. Both are simply indigenous cultural displays expected when one offends. And we dare to criticize the Religion O' Peace. I for one am ashamed of our parochial attitude.

In Our Next Episode: We discuss how the image bears no relevance to the real world anyhow; everyone knows that if a nun wants to get any action she has to dress up like an altar boy.