Whore - The Uncle Creepy Show

So, here's the truth of the matter: Many (probably most) of us DON'T like Trump, but the Democrats have failed in every instance to find someone who is not worse in a literal, real-world way, by an order of magnitude.

In short, the Cheeto stays in office until someone who's NOT a half-wit, brain-damaged, felonious, commie rapist or rapist apologist who has an actual grasp on the concept of America manages to make their way through the cynical, criminal shell-game of pretend Democratic primaries to run against him.

We've been here before. A woman told me last time out that "a vote for Trump is a vote against sexual assault survivors!" and asked how I could face the females in my family. No policy. No politics. No how the opponent would be better. Just that single, sole, over-riding issue that she was trying to use the women I love to shame me into an apology for my dastardly misogyny. NOW she says "I believe Tara Reade, and Joe Biden is horrible, but I'll still vote for him!"

Yeah, she should feel free to approach me again with the "morality" of a vote, or how what's going on in her mind transforms HER vote for a perceived rapist shithead into justification while MY vote is anathema for EXACTLY THE SAME REASON.

Perhaps it's a matter of degree? Perhaps Uncle Creepy hasn't raped as many as the other guy, or has specialized in only harassing regular women on his staff instead of strippers and gold-diggers so now he's the new gold standard of male sensitivity? No?

Well, golly, perhaps then it's the fact that the evidence against him is only astoundingly more salient than any of the half-assed, zero-fact-based rumors that dogged Kavanaugh from out of NOWHERE but suddenly don't apply to multiply-attested accusations that have been around for years? Bet that's it, right?

Pfft. So much for the difference between "right" and "wrong", or "make or break decisions" when expediency is on the line. Preach to me some more, progressives and Dems, about your moral upper ground. These people would, and I mean this literally, vote for Xi Jinping, if he was running against Trump mostly because they're still pissed that their LAST cheating, pandering, criminal, rapist-justifying Designated Successor got her ass handed to her.

Don't believe it? Look around at the entire "High Principled" wild-eyed, revolutionary-progressive, left-wing, "reform or death" nutjobs out on the fringe of the party scrambling to kiss His Holiness's ring for table-scraps and first dibs on the dumpster dive now that he's the shoo-in candidate. Ugh.

Yeah, MY morality is the problem.

This whole thing reeks of a conversation I had with a lawyer once about the shady reputation of an "expert" that was going to testify in court. Her response: "Yeah, he's a whore, but he's OUR whore."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Politician Negotiating For A Vote

So don't bother with any flag waving "rescue America", "save democracy!", "it's the moral thing to do" crapola till you've got a candidate that isn't a complete and total piece of shit that isn't either a Corporate Democrat and/or someone who will destroy our way of life AND who at least meets YOUR OWN often-expressed-with-self-righteous-outrage minimum "my shit don't stink" standards.

To be honest, I've lately been looking at Justin Amash (I-MI). He's just announced he's gonna be running a third-party Libertarian campaign, which means he hasn't got a real shot, I don't imagine, but after less than a month out and about is up to about 9% in millennial polls, which is -- not bad. I ain't waving his flag yet, but so far he seems to mean what he says and doesn't give much of a crap whether it's good for him or not. He's also the only politician I know of who's tweeted a link about himself from the Onion -- now that's a guy with a sense of humor. Try and imagine that thin-skinned twat in the White House doing that.

Amash will certainly step on his own dick sooner or later, but so far, I've seen a lot worse...in fact, NOTHING but worse…

 https://www.theonion.com/5-things-to-know-about-justin-amash-1843286406

So, anyone care to climb up on their moral high ground and explain to me why I should take a break from my near-life-long battle for women to blush when I look the women in my life in the face with THIS one? No? I thought not. 'Cause apparently, THAT standard was chucked out and left for dead in the barrow-ditch alongside a dazed Tara Reade WAY back there along the lumpy road of political horseshit.


And that's it. No more politics. Count this as an aberration. As we can see from Fandango's writing, there is literally and absolutely nothing more boring on earth than banging on about a single subject (in his case Trump) ad nauseum. We get it. You don't like him. You're all outraged and shit. Move the fuck on.

Vote for who you want. Or stay home, as it suits you. I don't give a crap, to be honest. But y'all can get over looking down your oh-so-superior noses at MY choices. We're all in the same rancid shitpile, and make no mistake.