Granddaughter is over for a visit and was commenting to The Beneficiary about all the dead bugs under the back porch light. The Beneficiary informed her that we had a couple of skanks living in the back yard and we’d occasionally see them after dark hanging out on the wall snacking on bugs and bug corpses.
A moment of confusion, after which we established the difference between a “skank” and a “skink” unless she was talking about Yoko Ono who also scuttles around in the dark and lives off of dead Beatles.
But that’s a special case, really.
SPECIAL "KNOW YOUR HOUSEHOLD PREDATOR" PUBLIC SERVICE SECTION:
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SKINK (Zero Danger, Most Beneficial)
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SKANK (Your Life Is Over)
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YOKO (Do Not In Any Event Allow Her To Read Her Poetry At You)
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Courtney Love there can skank me all she wants. Just sayin'.
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