Hi, guys! Well, turns out Li'l Orphan Annie was 100% correct: The sun WILL in fact come out tomorrow. Which it did yesterday, which WAS tomorrow. Or was on Thursday at any rate. Uhmmm...yeah.
Anyhow, moving on, the point is that PARIS HILTON IS BACK IN JAIL!
OK, look, it ain't like Muslims have all suddenly renounced their homicidal gutter religion and decided to be actual people for a change, or that Jimmy Carter had a theraputic stroke that killed the part of his brain that makes him think he's got a fucking clue, or anything majorly smiley-face like that.
Hell, in the real world, it's barely anything minor.
But we're talking CALIFORNIA here, and more specifically LOS ANGELES. This signals a baseline cultural shift. For once, someone in charge of something in that shithole has done something just because it's right. This hasn't been done by ANYONE in LA since the early 1920's, and just barely MIGHT mean a crack in the sun-baked adobe dam of entitled self-importance that is central to LA thought and politics.
Someone, even someone as inanely minor-league as this silly twat, being held responsible for ANYTHING out there is at least as unlikely as every illegal in the US suddenly packing up and going home to straighten out their OWN cesspool instead of exporting it across the Rio Grande.
I have hopes. But, we'll see. She's supposed to do 40-some-odd days. With good time, that works out to 20-something. Minus the 5 days they managed to count in the four hours she actually spent in jail, that puts her down to...what, about 18 or so?
OK, if they keep her the entire 18 days or more, that's a good sign. If they keep her 10 or more, not great, but a start. Less than 10? Back to "shithole" status.
In Our Next Episode: I initiate a national day of mourning and move to expel LA from the Union when Paris is released early again.
"it ain't like Muslims have all suddenly renounced their homicidal gutter religion and decided to be actual people for a change"
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"or that Jimmy Carter had a theraputic stroke that killed the part of his brain that makes him think he's got a fucking clue"
DOUBLE dammit!
SoCal is a shithole and ever will be whether Paris serves out her full sentence or not.
We really need that border fence to start about Monterey. Or Santa Barbara. But Mexico can have the rest. oh, wait, they already have it...
how random is that... the last two blogs I read quoted Orphan Annie's song! I'm officially skeered. paris being in jail does make me feel a little safer though. :)
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