Pravda CNN Puts On Dem Debate Slowpitch Softball Game

Pack Leader Hillary Feeds On Wolf Blitzer's Journalistic "Ethics"
While The Other Cowed and Subordinate Democratic Scavangers
Strut and Squabble and Wait Their Turn

Good God, was that fucking embarrassing or what? You Dem morons are going to dick around and get a Giuliani or Thompson elected aren't you? And then, doubtless, spend the next eight years whining about how it got "stolen" from you.

Again.

What a freak show. I gotta tell you, Ron Paul's starting to look pretty good....frothing belief in Constitutional basis for everything, individual rights, isolationism, and an America-First-Fuck-The-UN-Type international approach is like a breath a' fresh air 'round these parts.

(Next Morning:) First, I misspelled "Juliani/Gulianai/Guiliana/Guiliani" last night. That's it, that's the straw that broke it. I ain't having a President who's got a tougher name than a raghaid Muslim dickhead representing some homicidal third-world South Asian shithole at the UN. Not to mention which I understand that he personally kills babies, takes people's guns away from them, and has more wives than a Mormon (hi, Mitt!)

Also this morning, aside from the well-thought-out and carefully considered political position expressed above, I discovered I never got around to posting my last blog entry, so here ya' go, in its entirety:

"Why Going Down On A Ship Is Not Always A Bad Thing"

Oh, please. Like you wouldn't.

In Our Next Episode: More incisive politial commentary. Or motorcycles. Or redheads. Or incisive redheads on motorcycles.