More Cartoon Violence! (As CNN and Fox call it...)

What can I say. There's more cartoon violence than I'm up for, and I bore faster than your basic Islamic scumbag. They can keep on killing each other (like it matters) over the "insult" and I, for one, will move on with finding newer and more amusing ways to fuck with their gutter religion.

But I wanted to make one last comment on the so-called "Cartoon Violence," as it's referred to by every news organization. I've just had it. Cartoon violence has gotten completely out of control and is beginning to spawn offshoots. I mean, now there're even "cartoon bombings":


Where does it stop? More violence reported in mainstream news outlets includes even the previously taboo "cartoon suicide bombings":



Well, it only goes to show ya. Cartoons can get the blood a' boilin' and that's no lie. In the case of adherents of the Religion O' Peace, this one would do it:

(It's a "Prophet Mohammad The Bomber Butt Plug," for those of you less adventurous sorts who don't recognize it. Oh, who am I kidding. Anyone reading THIS blog knows a butt plug when they see it. Sorry.)

Prolly get someone's head sawed off with a big knife:


And, fair's fair. If I can get the blood up in my Muslim brothers, it's only right that I use cartoon art to stir the passions of my American compatriots:


(She actually quite reminds me of an old girlfriend I had back in the 80's. Woman was dumber than a bag of doorknobs, but that was OK -- you'd be surprised how few times a discussion of particle physics came up during our time together. On the other hand, I lost nearly 30 pounds. Oh, great, now I'm feeling old.)

In Our Next Episode: No more cartoons. Back to redheads. Or something else. We'll see.