OK, let me clarify. I LIKE blondes. I especially like nekkid blondes. Hell, I SLEEP with a blonde most of the time. What's not to like? This one for example:
There, that should do it. I love it when I get all squishy and thoughtful and caring like this.
(Psst...Julianne M...give me a call at that number I sent ya', 'k babe? Kissies!)
In Our Next Episode: More manly, new-age, weepy, Alan Alda style metrosexual sensitivity, plus an attempt to con brunettes into shagging me while we're at it.
As a redhead, I can't help but wonder if this reaction from the blondes in your life says more about their insecurity than your lack of sensitivity.
ReplyDeleteBut I could be wrong.
You think you can sweet-talk your way out of this mess, you're sadly mistaken my dear friend. You're in big trouble. Big big trouble. For the record, I accept PayPal and I also love really good chocolate. Also for the record, I don't seem to have observed your presence of late on my brand-spanking-new blog. I'm waiting .....................
ReplyDeletePeej yelled at ya, huh? And you caved. Like a typical foolish man. Ah, well.
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