New Year's Resolution...

No lofty goals this year. I have decided to narrow my focus some, is all. In the new year, I hereby resolve to push more and more people into compliance with John Gabriel's Internet Fuckwad Theory, and further, pledge to move closer to 100% compliance myself.

Amen.


In Our Next Episode: I invent 2006. Check your local news outlets along about midnight to see how I'm doing.