After whiling away all these lonely years explaining how much she loved and missed gadzillionaire corpse and party-circut mummy J. Howard Marshall II, Anna Nicole Smith finally went to join him, or at least may if anyone can remember where she put the jug o' ashes this time.
What a treat it's going to be when she finds out the Mormons were right and they get to stay together.
Forever.
Till the end of time.
It's like an episode of Outer Limits, innit?
Anna Nicole Smith 28 November 1967 - 8 February 2007.
('Course, she was just
found unresponsive in a hotel room. Mebby this is a little early? Naw....)
In Our Next Episode: I have to take this down when it turns out she was just in a Carb Coma. Or not. And, later, the makers of TrimSpa issue an official comment: "Anna WHO?"
You know,there was that brief time where she was eminently fuckable (as long as she kept her mouth full) and then she just went to shit all of a sudden. Shame.
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