Brown Folk, Black Folk, Boys, Whores and Plantation Boss Howard Dean - The Party Of Inclusion Takes Over

From Fox News:

"Alvaro Cifuentes was chairman of the DNC's Hispanic Caucus and is well-known in national Hispanic Democratic circles.

Cifuentes was attending the DNC's winter meeting in Washington, D.C., on Friday when he and (one of Howard Dean's aides) got into an argument.

It's not clear what started the fight, but sources said Cifuentes called the aide, who is black, "boy" twice during the confrontation, and two conference attendees were alarmed enough to try and restrain Cifuentes."

Wow. A wetback calling a negro "boy". Word I get from my Reliable Sources in the Hispanic Caucus is that the whole thing is a misunderstanding resulting from the negro's inability to speak Spanish (the official language of the Democratic Party) and Cifuentes' failure to keep an Ebonics translator handy. So, not pointing fingers or anything, but SOMEONE got offended when SOMEONE jovially said "Yo, yo, yo, you know who my posse is, Pedro? You betta be fo' backin' yer beaner shit up outta my face, greaseball, or I be poppin' a cap in yo chunky ass."

Totally understandable.

Besides, the problem has, as always, been resolved by the white guy who's actually overseeing the "Hispanic Caucus" lettuce field:

"DNC spokeswoman Karen Finney confirmed the resignation (of Cifuentes) Friday evening, saying it occurred after a meeting with Dean, the former governor of Vermont. She said that Cifuentes resigned his post as caucus chairman, but remains a member of the DNC.

Asked if Dean forced Cifuentes to resign his post, Finney said: "Gov. Dean and Alvaro had a private meeting this afternoon. Following that meeting, Alvaro attended the Hispanic Caucus meeting, [and] submitted his resignation. It was accepted by the caucus."

I hear a bullwhip and dogs may have been involved.

Y'see, Howard knows as well as the rest of us that letting these guys have their little caucus and pretending they ARE someone (the better to con their "unsophisticated" constituancy into believing they have some power in the Party) is all well and good, but you can't have 'em actually doing anything likely to cause problems for real people.

Like whiteboy Democratic leaders, for example.

Asked for her take on the matter, Republican Heavyweight Non-Figurehead HNIC Condi Rice said "I really don't get involved much in internal matters of the slave states, but any of these guys who want to get on the underground railroad and come on over will be more than welcome. 'Course, they'll actually have to work for a living, instead of their current 'jobs' posturing for the cameras with Chavez and Sharpton and being shills for the Democrats. Guess that would be a problem."

In other news:

...a spat between two other Democratic lawmakers earlier this week. Rep. Loretta Sanchez, D-Calif., resigned from the House Hispanic Caucus after what she said were inappropriate remarks by the caucus chairman, Rep. Joe Baca of California. She said friends told her that Baca called Sanchez a "whore."

So, my questions are:

(a) Just exactly how many "chairmen" of the Hispanic Caucus are there, anyhow? Have the Democrats actually managed to get away with making EVERYONE boss on paper so they can ALL pretend to have jobs?

(b) And, however many of them there are, are any of them capable of NOT stepping on their dicks every time they open their mouths? That "English as a second language" thing just ain't workin' out, eh ese?

(c) Is it true that after all the shitstorms they start, Dean's gotten into the habit of starting every conversation with his Hispanic "colleagues" with "Loocy, Joo got a lot of 'splainin' to do..."

At any rate, when asked how he was going to fix THIS one, Boss Dean said it was already handled.

"I stuck an extra ten bucks in her G-string," he said. "Problem solved."

In Our Next Episode: The Dems Try To Pretend They Give A Rat's Ass About Fags, And The Fags Believe It. Again.