Bin Laden's Funeral

I see where the adherents to that gutter religion for which Bin Laden was the Chief Death Dealer and Protector Of The Faith are all whining about him being buried at sea. The US says that he got a full Muslim funeral before getting the big heave-ho, and that there wasn't anyone to receive the body, so burial at sea was proper.

My argument is: Who gives a shit? I mean, really, who? Some Muslim scholar who decides today to have an opinion on Bin Laden? Fuck him, and fuck his blood-soaked excuse for a religion.

Apparently they disregarded MY advice, which was to feed him to starving pigs, wait a day or two, take any hair, bones, teeth, and pigshit which would then make up the bulk of the rancid remnants of the Great Leader, roll them into a package made of the bloody, raw hide of one of those pigs. Chunks of that package should then be dumped into random raw sewage pools and accesses across the length and breadth of New York City. The rest of the Bin Laden infested pigs should then be slaughtered and fed to Guantanamo inmates.

Not that anyone would listen to anything THAT reasonable.

In Our Next Episode: Hoping the SEALs are holding a video for later "accidental" release depicting Bin Laden's corpse being skull-fucked by some crusty Muhajadeen at gunpoint.

What, they aren't going to like us anymore? Golly. Let me try and contain my dismay.