Jesus Busted In Fort Worth (And Who Among Us Hasn't Been?)

News Flash! The Jesus Window in Fort Worth, (originally hallucinated by a non-English speaking person of indeterminate immigration status,) having now been officially acknowledged by The Roman Big Hat Himself, was to be moved to a local church so that the suckers could be properly fleeced faithful could worship the thing somewhere that won't fuck up traffic flow around the shithole apartment complex where it was discovered.

Unfortunately, it seems that Jesus can't protect his own manifestations from the incompetent ministrations of glass movers, as they managed to break the freakin' thing trying to get it out of the frame. Prolly should'a got one of them Vatican Miracle Holy-Manifestations-In-The-Window Movers instead of a local schlub who's probably never been responsible for moving anything more delicate than the occasional Virgin Mary Toast or Jesus Oilspot In The McDonald's Drivethrough.

At any rate, I've managed to obtain a pirated transcript of the actual audio recording of the process:

[Crowd Weeping and Chanting In Unison]
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis.
Laudamus te. Benedicimus te. Adoramus te. Glorificamus te.
Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam.
Domine Deus, Rex caelestis, Deus Pater omnipotens.
Domine Fili unigenite, Jesu Christe. Domine Deus, Agnus Dei...
[Sound Of Breaking Glass]

[Crowd In Unison]
Ah, shit.
Amen.
(End Transcript)

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