And The Answer Is "Yes, Every Day, All Day, Till She Gets Sick Of It And Throws Me Out."

This is Tara Lynn. She's the cover-girl on the Spanish edition of Elle. It occurs to me that to remain compliant with the various chunks of our nanny government that warns everyone about everything, I should probably put up a disclaimer to keep anyone from getting hurt, should it come up:

All you hard-bodied, rail-skinny little fashionistas, cheerleaders, coeds, sparkle-ponies, and cougars need to understand that, while I probably wouldn't throw you out of my bed in the normal course of events, if a real woman shaped like this one indicates for one second that she's interested, I'd crawl over you with cleats to get to her.

Just fair warning.