Man Falls 2000 Feet In Grand Teton National Park

Yeah, well, there's a story that happens four or five times a year. Them Tetons (for those of you who haven't been to them) are tall, steep, primarily composed of vertical slabs of granite that jut up a mile or so, and dangerous, and morons have been falling off of them since stupidity was introduced into the racial genetic pool some 1.5 million years ago.

Exhibit 1: Stupid Person

 So, then, not much of a story, the falling nearly 4/10 of a mile - not in them parts, anyhow. Or, at least, not until you read the next line:

"Park officials say a man is recovering from serious injuries..."

WHAT?

In Our Next Episode: He brushes off his red cape with the big "S" on it, and apologizes for causing inconvenience for everyone.