Blacks Again Dignify Their Position

Another round of black folk addressing the issues of their community, this time out in black neighborhoods in Oakland (which is to say, "Oakland")...

...by burning it to the ground and stealing as much shit as they can carry from Foot Locker.

This, of course, is an honorable symbolic civil protest that dates back to the Flemish textile workers' riots in the 14th Century. In those days the Flems burned down most of the European low country and raided every Foot Locker they could find because they couldn't get anyone to stop calling them "Phlegms," a subtle, but apparently important, distinction.

As with the Phlegms back in those days, one can nowadays always tell when something has upset large wads of California ghetto Negros. Without fail, the next day, they're all sporting new bling, jogging suits, and Nikes, most with the price tags and security devices still attached as they roam around the smoking ashes of their shithole neighborhood a' stylin' and a' profilin' and bitchin' because Da Gubmit hasn't shown up yet to revitalize the 'hood and shovel the ashes off the sidewalks.

"I's Be Totin' Off Some O' Dem Angry Negro Clothes 'Cause I's Done Bein' OH-pressed Today."

Yeah, I totally take their concerns seriously now.

In Our Next Episode: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson (the Amos and Andy of the civil rights movement) bitch about how no one will open a store in a black neighborhood, and how the few that do can't get insurance. And a special treat! Excerpts from hate-monger, con-man, and Obama mentor Kingfish's Jeremiah Wright's stump speech: "It's Bein' A Mystery - Mus' Be America An' Dem Evil Whiteys Keepin' Us Down Again"