The Devil Made 'Em Do It

The authorities in Malaysia, which is, of course, yet another country in the psychotic grip of the Religion O' Peace, have banned the locals from selling or wearing the team shirt of Manchester United (a Brit soccer/football team) because it includes a devil holding a trident. This apparently promotes Satan:

Presumably, for team jerseys to remain suitable to a society which has a 5th Century stick up their collective asses, a sympathetic world-wide effort should be made to produce a more pious team shirt. Perhaps one which displays the only known and approved image of their founder:

In Our Next Episode: An extensive discussion reviewing the institutional and cultural intolerance and violence of the Religion O' Peace in the modern era, with a view to highlighting how dramatically different our world-views are. Included: An analysis of whether we can just agree to disagree, get along, and co-exist.

(Hint: No.)